For Claudia!

Our friend, Claudia, thought Jack would be a fine lawyer, as she is one herself. However, as you can tell, male lawyers and politicians have nothing but scandal in their lives. Alas, I do not see a future in criminal justice for my tot! 

And for those of you who don't get this one, that is Eliot Spitzer, the lawyer/politician who was involved in the prostitution ring which cost him his career.

What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?

What will Jack be when he grows up? Lets see here:

He could be an astronaut. Oh no! That's much too dangerous!

How about a genius? Nah, hot chicks would never go for that.

A sumo wrestler? No, that won't do. 

I know! A musician! Wait, no, too much sex, drugs, and rock and/or roll.

A ninja! Are you crazy? No way!

Aw, mommy's lil' cowboy!

Well, no matter what Jack decides to be when he grows up, I'll always love him.